TURN OFF THE TV 
Good morning everyone. During this time I'm seeing it in all colors, for example last night I came home and had the TV on with his mother who was sleeping on the couch asleep, a classic ... it was more or less 3 in the morning and Channel 5 was the big brother, then as a normal Christian at that time I made a nice sandwich with mayonnaise and salad cooked ..
At that point, between bites of the other, I said, but come on, look a bit 'what's going on in this broadcast that I hate so much, maybe I need to somehow change his mind .. Result: horror. Tremendous horror of the competitors who are complete idiots, children's father, T-shirts with fashion and makeup artists from the circus, the unkempt beard because it is cool, huge tits and silly laughter .. They are all friends. They are all enemies. When they speak and know that they are taken, winking as if he had any visual problems, and then relate why cry and cry so much always works, is a rule, but I wonder when these people leave the house, do not exhibit the heritage of this terrible experience? I do not know, problems go to a bar and ask for a coffee, on any day of the daily routine, back problems themselves?! In my opinion in such a situation, things would be like this:
Scene 1: Milan, any bar, at 9:00 am, day, inside.
The former contestant of big brother enters the bar and as soon as he crossed the threshold of all those present of a sudden they turn around to face her. She then nods slightly and moves the T-shirt, to highlight the sixth of bra. Then with a trembling hand, due to the 38cm heels, he approaches the bar, winking.
Barman "Miss, just out ASL? Blood tests it? Croissant and cappuccino for the lady!"
Ex GF competitor "No maccccchèèèè say?! Are you crazy? We're trying with me?? Ahahaha Well, you make me laugh! Course I are just so good hair!! My you like? Suck true? I feel like Odddio piangereeee "
The barman then, visibly worried" But Miss, no, that is, is fine, do not worry. "
Ex GF competitor 'It is true, I know, I'm from DDDDDio ! Give me a coffee, come on, take it with lots of sugar because I'm a sweet person, you know, I had four stories or less important and 27 least important, I always left me, because I'm not as ugly as you are subdue the men you know?? I am free, LI-BE-RA!! And you, what are you looking at?!? Oh you can not say anything in here, here are all decent, respectable, well I know what to say to you then! THO! "
The former contestant of big brother in a flash to take center stage, raises his shirt and show everyone the sixth irrepressible!
Two minutes later two doctors and telling her that is beautiful, take away the with a van and a straitjacket.
Finish.
Help the poor human cases of big brother, do not watch the broadcast. Sooner or later it will end.
