Saturday, January 31, 2009

Sports Quotes For Christians




"Crossing the mountains as mounds of earth is so easy if you put the right fuel in your plane and especially if you have that kind of positive energy that makes you move in time with the wind direction , putting the channel you want, once you have these conditions really cheap. And you also
loops.
The problem starts right from loops, because when the wind and end up moving you can not do it, is impossible. And then you fucking pissed off and curse the winds that you have left on their most beautiful, ordered to fly low, like everyone else. Gradually you forget how easy it was to overcome the mountains and mistakes one after another the turns easier.

Consequently everything around you worse, loses the radio frequencies, the seat locks, all your cards of course flying the window fogs up the windshield .. The intercom does not work even more to do fake master of yourself and spend time with stupid speeches and profound reflections on the land you're flying ... you can no longer fascinate ...

It is at this point that I am, I'm stuck at 5000 meters, but I will not scream mayday, not yet. And 'as if there is a profound reason for not even need to contact the control tower, indeed, I do not give a fuck just call them.

Then the control tower does not really know anything, I just feel their voice in the intercom every so often telling me that it would be "right" to do, usually on Sundays, the alleged head of the pilots, dressed in white , talk radio in the aircraft, from the balcony of the main control tower. I've always got an idea about him, an elderly man with a certain vision of the world, certainly very wise and capable, but without the slightest idea what it means to fly ..
If you think about it in my plane will not do I ever.

'm stuck at 5000 meters high, I can not understand anything about this flight, I can not remember where I wanted to go.

ponder. Wait a minute. Looking out the window I noticed that the plane moves right, say, in a clean way moves in the air, so basically I'm flying!

I have wings intact, two new engines, tough and beautiful, I see planes on fire collapsing dive into the blue but I ... I fly at full speed!

Wait a minute that I reach those clouds above ..
Woo! The wind!
Tour of death!
Siiiii turns turns giraaaa! Woooo! What a show! "

Monday, January 12, 2009

Stitch In The Stomach After Eating

CAZZATE GENIAL


young directors:" Do not enter any kind of bean for naso.Guardate on both sides before crossing the strada.Non directly at the sun never set. For more information safety, please consult your local library "
D. LYNCH


" The Cinema is the most direct way to compete with God "F. Fellini








" I like to relax by focusing on some element in a creative way. Unlike the cinema
writing allows me to relate to creativity in a more intimate, personal and rewarding. Need a little 'to regain personal balance ... "

T. BURTON





" Is there anything more important than logic in the imagination. If you immediately think of the logic, one can not imagine anything more. "
A. HITCHCOCK





"The shots are part of the realization that I love less. I'm not really an extrovert. And then else is chaos, confusion and often physical discomfort. It would be like a writer trying to write a book working on a lathe in the factory. "
S. KUBRICK





"Why pay a dollar for a bookmark, when you can use the same bill as a bookmark?"
S. SPIELBERG









"I used to wear a bullet in his pocket, at heart. One day a guy pulled me on a Bible, but the bullet saved my life. "
W. ALLEN




And the last one that represents me so well! even though he has not said a director, but someone who could be large even in the cinema.



"Only the dull are brilliant at breakfast in the morning"
O. WILDE

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Infocus X1 Color Wheel

ROUTINE UPDATES



WELA WELA, How beautiful it is still sculpt a mini litter box DV with our imagination on our bastard Alex, who has been with us now ... this summer Saturday we shot the film in an internal hospital in Melzo precisely, just outside Milan, and we are super happy with the product. The shot is now about 95%, we lack a little in the meantime we are already choosing Takes to the assembly that will be carried out soon ... The material is there, in the words of Stanley Kubrick now comes to 80 percent of the work, installation, on an artistic level that represents the true construction of the work .. and we, as Tinto Brass said, we are as horny hyena ..


In any case, with all the problems we had in the past it was nice to discover that even with the best of photography, with a crew to complete, is a constant battle against time to recreate the reality that we have mind ... and that is why I love this job. And that's why when you're done and about what you've created, with the collaboration of wonderful people, let him put the smile off your pretty teeth ..


As said Federico Fellini, the film is the most direct way to compete with God. and what was right ..


Peace

Friday, January 2, 2009

Lincoln Impinger Pizza Oven

BLOOD BLOOD EVERYWHERE


If there is a hairdresser and you dislike him a joke, put blood in a latex bag and keep it ready in his hand ... when they cut the sideburns with the blade spaccatevi the bag against your cheek and BLOOD BLOOD EVERYWHERE! The hairdresser will have its nice heart attack, and go!


Ingredients:
corn syrup or vegetable oil, corn flour


red food coloring green food coloring

Preparation: In a bowl
pour 5 tablespoons of syrup add a little flour and add flour mix until the consistency is not what you want, add the red dye, to dampen the red too strong (and false) of the red to make one or two drops of green dye.