Saturday, October 24, 2009

What Does Hodgkins Lymphoma Look Like?

REMOVAL IN PROGRESS, or "Who can help me with the couch?"


Elsa Trent grows, and our studio hours online stifles the aspirations of its tenants.
moved into a beautiful two floors with two bathrooms and jacuzzi. The house is new, not yet fit for use, but we will meet soon for the inauguration.

And no, you can "show" the whirlpool at your cousin.

Stay tuned.



Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Upset Stomach Diarrhea And Late Period

"Whatever Works" W. Allen




What movie what I saw last night, "Whatever Works," we could name it after practice, "Woody Allen Elder," but certainly not the work of an old man who has lost bubbly beat and cynical, but ... It 's a pretty simple story, focusing on old protagonist of this grotesque, misunderstood genius, multi suicide, apparently hard from the soul who meets a young stupid and naive Southern girl who falls in love with him .. It 's always the same story, the pussies who fall in love with Allen's genius, a bit' to "Annie Hall" and then discover that no longer tolerate the cosmic pessimism and menate of genius, and then leave him to start living again, thanking the opening of views that he has given them .. But this film is different, has something more, I have interpreted as a tribute to the life and the many options that the case before us, often absurd and unthinkable .. (a bit 'as Annie Hall, but in this film is more edgy Jewish irony ..) In the complete futility of existence, which always comes back as a blockbuster, but that contrasts with the evolution of characters who find themselves ... so I came to think that in fact is useless to look for a meaning of this existence, we might as well be carried away by the current, to be fascinated by the bizarre case of life, without going into too much talk ... All the characters teach us something and I love this deliberately staged false and speckled, with the protagonist sees the audience seated in the lounge and is the only one who can see, the others crazy, but he replied that he has " vision of the whole "Woody .. anyway we had understood that you were the star ... go and see it because it truly deserves, as any film by the great American master. Only the first monologue is worth the 8 euro spent. (Among other things, increased vafff ...)

Monday, August 10, 2009

Dragonball Z Tongue Rings

"ROUTINE" I




-Alex is an outcast boy who lives in the slums the city, in an abandoned factory filled with debris. He has with him only a few things that allow him to play every day its crazy routine, a refrigerator, a cabinet assembly, a chair with holes, a mirror ... he does not live well. He does not live at all. It 's always late, picks up his clothes, drinks and milk runs out. Alex is so, is rich, he's crazy, is smart, it's stupid, like him, is cruel .. Alex can be anything you want. And you? You need Alex? -

"Routine", Drama 120min. 2-40:1.
written by Dario Daleffe
directed by Federico Anzini and Dario Daleffe
produced by Production and Noiretoile Myth Productions.

The film will be released in September 2010.






Monday, May 11, 2009

Macbook Pro With Final Cut Pro





Honestly, I never believed much in film schools, I always thought that idea was enough to make a video developed into a screenplay right, supported by concrete visions directing that link led to a pre-programmed. I still believe that to really know what it means to create the fiction is necessary to get involved, from pure ignorant but just Puri: build the equipment, teach yourself to use a professional camera, buy a tripod, a steady-cam, involve friends relatives and acquaintances for any kind of artistic or technical help, to organize the locations, learning from friends already in the professional photography and video in all useful knowledge in order to turn to night and day, in a supermarket before opening time, always run up to the physical exhaustion. This was my path so far.


I've always had a passion for writing and cinematic storytelling that brought me over the past three years to produce six screenplays for short films. I love Fellini, Godard, Bergman, Hitchcock, O. Wells, Pasolini, Kubrick and Tarantino, but I'd like to make a different film. How to style are similar to French cinema and David Lynch, Jason Reitman, Martin Scorsese, and Danny Boyle. I like the monologues in voice over narration, with descriptive images, sequences, in a very rhythmic style and amazing in every single moment, close dialogue and crude images, without the use of special effects.

Like inventing every day thinking and build everything on paper and then upset in front of the monitor. I really like is an understatement.

d.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Ikusa Otome Valkyrie Stream

"ROUTINE" Trailer 1'30''

"ROUTINE" a film by Dario
Daleffe and Federico Anzini
manufactured by Noiretoile Productions.
www.myspace.com / routine_ilfilm

Monday, March 30, 2009

Panasonic Hdd Dvd Recorder2009

OPEN LETTER TO MR MACINTOSH


Good evening doctor,

is with this that I come to show her all my love for its products , a boundless love and one that is not limited to Plato: yes, hips are among those who try every day to realize the physical affection toward his MacBook Pro, iMac and iPod, but without really creating a stable relationship .. In fact, my dear producer of apples bitten, her children are too expensive! I'm living only occasional reports, full of passion, some clicckate on the timeline of Final Cut as to embarrass a truck driver ... and knows one thing guaranteed orgasm .. Very often, premature ejaculation, but absolutely justified by the monitor view and save the layout of the operating system! In addition I add that I have a special preference for the new MacBook Pro with the black frame, horny me so much! But you can be sexier than that? I do not think ... I'll stop now, because my girlfriend happens to own a new MacBook Pro and I have already noticed a few 'jealous .. especially when I was in bed with the laptop on your lap ... I stop here, but with an appeal, Mr. Mac, lowers costs that want to get married!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Bill Sale Form For Jet Ski

TURN OFF THE TV



Good morning everyone. During this time I'm seeing it in all colors, for example last night I came home and had the TV on with his mother who was sleeping on the couch asleep, a classic ... it was more or less 3 in the morning and Channel 5 was the big brother, then as a normal Christian at that time I made a nice sandwich with mayonnaise and salad cooked ..

At that point, between bites of the other, I said, but come on, look a bit 'what's going on in this broadcast that I hate so much, maybe I need to somehow change his mind .. Result: horror. Tremendous horror of the competitors who are complete idiots, children's father, T-shirts with fashion and makeup artists from the circus, the unkempt beard because it is cool, huge tits and silly laughter .. They are all friends. They are all enemies. When they speak and know that they are taken, winking as if he had any visual problems, and then relate why cry and cry so much always works, is a rule, but I wonder when these people leave the house, do not exhibit the heritage of this terrible experience? I do not know, problems go to a bar and ask for a coffee, on any day of the daily routine, back problems themselves?! In my opinion in such a situation, things would be like this:


Scene 1: Milan, any bar, at 9:00 am, day, inside.

The former contestant of big brother enters the bar and as soon as he crossed the threshold of all those present of a sudden they turn around to face her. She then nods slightly and moves the T-shirt, to highlight the sixth of bra. Then with a trembling hand, due to the 38cm heels, he approaches the bar, winking.


Barman "Miss, just out ASL? Blood tests it? Croissant and cappuccino for the lady!"

Ex GF competitor "No maccccchèèèè say?! Are you crazy? We're trying with me?? Ahahaha Well, you make me laugh! Course I are just so good hair!! My you like? Suck true? I feel like Odddio piangereeee "

The barman then, visibly worried" But Miss, no, that is, is fine, do not worry. "

Ex GF competitor 'It is true, I know, I'm from DDDDDio ! Give me a coffee, come on, take it with lots of sugar because I'm a sweet person, you know, I had four stories or less important and 27 least important, I always left me, because I'm not as ugly as you are subdue the men you know?? I am free, LI-BE-RA!! And you, what are you looking at?!? Oh you can not say anything in here, here are all decent, respectable, well I know what to say to you then! THO! "


The former contestant of big brother in a flash to take center stage, raises his shirt and show everyone the sixth irrepressible!

Two minutes later two doctors and telling her that is beautiful, take away the with a van and a straitjacket.

Finish.


Help the poor human cases of big brother, do not watch the broadcast. Sooner or later it will end.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Broken Chi Straightener Warranty

A GREEN WORLD TOUR OF DEATH




I want a world of green .. everything has to be revised completely green with only the eyes of the people and colors of hair and smiles, surrounded by a sea of \u200b\u200bdeep green and endless .. there will be, my baby is going to happen, especially if you have a video camera and a camera crew that follows you in your madness ... Here comes the green guys, and it must be perfect, enlightened and infinite ... that monkey .. Ready, motor (partito!) run ... Action!

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Sports Quotes For Christians




"Crossing the mountains as mounds of earth is so easy if you put the right fuel in your plane and especially if you have that kind of positive energy that makes you move in time with the wind direction , putting the channel you want, once you have these conditions really cheap. And you also
loops.
The problem starts right from loops, because when the wind and end up moving you can not do it, is impossible. And then you fucking pissed off and curse the winds that you have left on their most beautiful, ordered to fly low, like everyone else. Gradually you forget how easy it was to overcome the mountains and mistakes one after another the turns easier.

Consequently everything around you worse, loses the radio frequencies, the seat locks, all your cards of course flying the window fogs up the windshield .. The intercom does not work even more to do fake master of yourself and spend time with stupid speeches and profound reflections on the land you're flying ... you can no longer fascinate ...

It is at this point that I am, I'm stuck at 5000 meters, but I will not scream mayday, not yet. And 'as if there is a profound reason for not even need to contact the control tower, indeed, I do not give a fuck just call them.

Then the control tower does not really know anything, I just feel their voice in the intercom every so often telling me that it would be "right" to do, usually on Sundays, the alleged head of the pilots, dressed in white , talk radio in the aircraft, from the balcony of the main control tower. I've always got an idea about him, an elderly man with a certain vision of the world, certainly very wise and capable, but without the slightest idea what it means to fly ..
If you think about it in my plane will not do I ever.

'm stuck at 5000 meters high, I can not understand anything about this flight, I can not remember where I wanted to go.

ponder. Wait a minute. Looking out the window I noticed that the plane moves right, say, in a clean way moves in the air, so basically I'm flying!

I have wings intact, two new engines, tough and beautiful, I see planes on fire collapsing dive into the blue but I ... I fly at full speed!

Wait a minute that I reach those clouds above ..
Woo! The wind!
Tour of death!
Siiiii turns turns giraaaa! Woooo! What a show! "

Monday, January 12, 2009

Stitch In The Stomach After Eating

CAZZATE GENIAL


young directors:" Do not enter any kind of bean for naso.Guardate on both sides before crossing the strada.Non directly at the sun never set. For more information safety, please consult your local library "
D. LYNCH


" The Cinema is the most direct way to compete with God "F. Fellini








" I like to relax by focusing on some element in a creative way. Unlike the cinema
writing allows me to relate to creativity in a more intimate, personal and rewarding. Need a little 'to regain personal balance ... "

T. BURTON





" Is there anything more important than logic in the imagination. If you immediately think of the logic, one can not imagine anything more. "
A. HITCHCOCK





"The shots are part of the realization that I love less. I'm not really an extrovert. And then else is chaos, confusion and often physical discomfort. It would be like a writer trying to write a book working on a lathe in the factory. "
S. KUBRICK





"Why pay a dollar for a bookmark, when you can use the same bill as a bookmark?"
S. SPIELBERG









"I used to wear a bullet in his pocket, at heart. One day a guy pulled me on a Bible, but the bullet saved my life. "
W. ALLEN




And the last one that represents me so well! even though he has not said a director, but someone who could be large even in the cinema.



"Only the dull are brilliant at breakfast in the morning"
O. WILDE

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Infocus X1 Color Wheel

ROUTINE UPDATES



WELA WELA, How beautiful it is still sculpt a mini litter box DV with our imagination on our bastard Alex, who has been with us now ... this summer Saturday we shot the film in an internal hospital in Melzo precisely, just outside Milan, and we are super happy with the product. The shot is now about 95%, we lack a little in the meantime we are already choosing Takes to the assembly that will be carried out soon ... The material is there, in the words of Stanley Kubrick now comes to 80 percent of the work, installation, on an artistic level that represents the true construction of the work .. and we, as Tinto Brass said, we are as horny hyena ..


In any case, with all the problems we had in the past it was nice to discover that even with the best of photography, with a crew to complete, is a constant battle against time to recreate the reality that we have mind ... and that is why I love this job. And that's why when you're done and about what you've created, with the collaboration of wonderful people, let him put the smile off your pretty teeth ..


As said Federico Fellini, the film is the most direct way to compete with God. and what was right ..


Peace

Friday, January 2, 2009

Lincoln Impinger Pizza Oven

BLOOD BLOOD EVERYWHERE


If there is a hairdresser and you dislike him a joke, put blood in a latex bag and keep it ready in his hand ... when they cut the sideburns with the blade spaccatevi the bag against your cheek and BLOOD BLOOD EVERYWHERE! The hairdresser will have its nice heart attack, and go!


Ingredients:
corn syrup or vegetable oil, corn flour


red food coloring green food coloring

Preparation: In a bowl
pour 5 tablespoons of syrup add a little flour and add flour mix until the consistency is not what you want, add the red dye, to dampen the red too strong (and false) of the red to make one or two drops of green dye.